My Short But Solemn Testimony...

I know that Hungry Howies pepperoni pizza with garlic crust, light on the cheese (because I'm lactose intolerant) is true.  I have a testimony that at least 2 pieces of that particular kind of pizza with a couple of handfuls of Peanut M&Ms, washed down with a few swigs of Diet Pepsi straight from the 2-Liter bottle are the only things that can make a day like today less shitty.  In the name of my left big toe.  A-woman.